Monday, March 27, 2006

Jack speaks through me

The 24 Report"Am I dead?"

"Yes, I know, there was an explosion. Am I dead?"

"DAMMIT, I DON"T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. AM I DEAD OR NOT???"

"Just tell me now ot I promise you that I'll make this MUCH harder on you."

"You probably don't think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. For most people it would take about a week to die. It's very painful."

"Just tell me and I won't have to do it."

"DAMMIT!!! I'm gonna need a hacksaw."

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